• horoscope: aries enjoy breathing air and good food
  • girl: yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell

childservices:

horoscope app: today u gonna #stunt on these hoes
me: damn….das tru

lanadelgayest:

when your crush asks if you like anyone and you say noimage

american-mouth-flightless-bird:

"ARE WE REALLY HITTING ON EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW OR ARE WE KIDDING?!!" The Musical.

I like a girl

bittemeharderr:

Who doesn’t need a fake tan or make up to make her beautiful. I like natural realness and I love flaws. Don’t hide them. I love a girl who doesn’t have to wear tight flashy clothes to get someone to notice her but be comfortable and cute and I’ll delayer you to find out what beauty’s underneath the layers. I like real not artificial. Be you.


(Source: tearing-me-inside)

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no