now picture demon me with something like 50000000 times bigger than this

the person who made this video needs to contact me asap 



I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel


an adorable libra quality is that instant ‘click’ when they first meet people, and its with just about everybody. they can converse with a stranger like they have been friends for years. there is the disarming and amiable quality. ive met 2 libras for the first time in the past 2 days. the first…

Natasha Lyonne on The Todd Barry Podcast Live, October 29 (2013)

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my mother: you smoke too much weed

me: image

the day i smoke a blunt on the balcony of a home i own, i might just shed a tear cuz I’ll know i finally made it

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