*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*
You end up real disappointed when you go through life thinking people have the same heart as you.
- are you gay?
- straight people: wHAT?! NO! WHAT THE HELL OF COURSE NOT! I MEAN IM COOL WITH GAY PEOPLE BUT NO!!!
- gay people: hella
- are you straight?
- straight people: YES????? WHAT ELSE WOULD I BE???? DO I LOOK GAY???? IS IT MY SHIRT????
- gay people: nah
the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love
A Koala reflecting on his sins, his triumphs, and the inevitability of death.
i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now
this is me